A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!