The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...