DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...