What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...