Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
walking holiday in Ireland
|A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....