Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...