You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!