Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to…
Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...