Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Adam and Eve.
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...