The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!