Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!