Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....