Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...