Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician…
A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older....
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...