One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...