What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
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How Deaf?
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Attempts by the dumb
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Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.