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Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Young man
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Catch a drunk driver
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