Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...