A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...