Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!