Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...