Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...