Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...