A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided...