Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...