I think I’ll try a nicer approach
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Poem of English
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Diplomat wants water
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His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Take The Pill
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Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Cow on train tracks
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Your Momma’s So Fat..
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The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!