Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...