Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
tadpole feel lonely
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Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Spelling checker
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