Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Solving Bat Problem
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Partner takes vacation
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Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...