25 facts of life
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Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
New person in prison
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Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Fallen bridge
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Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...