Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...