Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...