New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...