Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...