What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...