A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...