Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...