Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...