File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Stick insects!
|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.