Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....