Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Rookie is on the job
|A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...