Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...