Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...