A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...