Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...