Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...