What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...