How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
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A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!