Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...