Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...